|mother:||you need to stop playing the sims.|
|me:||ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche|
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
So what’s the moon’s new name?
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
i ship it
we all ship it
I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”
SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???
WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:
AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:
AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT
LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”it looks even better out of the closet
OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
I obviously need to get the new uniform.
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
Are the last 2 linked?
Boy, I hope not…
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
Just wait till your in college. Then all anyone can ask about is “what is your major”
Like u find fucking know but the food here is pretty good!!